Eastern Wordpress, ver. 3.0
This is an interim design, keeping everyone satisfied with a fancy look and screen-filling design while we transition to our (upcoming) CMS change away from Wordpress.
I was told in nicer terms that our site was "ugly", and it didn't hold up when compared to other university's sites. So this was a stopgap to not only keep me from throttling someone, but to make everyone happy with a "modern" home page (and Admissions, actually).